Survey

1.In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there? None...

2.You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What animal is it? Tiger xD

3.You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over? Left or right? Left.

4.You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on a dead animal carcass. How do you feel? HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

5.When you usually pour a drink, up to which percentage of the cup do you pour?  80%

6.There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?  A few but I can't be stuffed counting them.

7.A ship ready to take off by the harbour, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for? 8 seconds or so...

8.You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel? Weird o.O

9.You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you? a pair of thongs... nothing else to wear...

10.You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there? 10 and a half.

11.A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation? Baby, water, doorbell

12.You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed? open

13.You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff? CHEAAYYEEAAAAHHH

14.You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low? higher than low, a tad lower than high. 

15.You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. Who would you spend the one last day on earth with? Friends.

Write your answers of the respective questions above as the answers of the statements below :

1.The number of people who piss you off right now. None... 

2.How people see you. Tiger xD

3.What you see in people ( Left leg - appearance . Right leg - Personality) Left. Appearance?

4.The feeling after watching porn for the first time. HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

5.The level of your self-esteem. 80% 

6.The number of people you can love at the same time. A few but I can't be stuffed counting them. WTF???????

7.Average time you spend kissing. 8 seconds or so.. holy shiiii...

8.Feeling right before your death. Weird o.O

9.The number of relationships you will have before marriage. 1 

10.The number of your TRUE friends. 10 and a half?????

11.What you value the most in the opposite sex. Water - Wealth / Baby - Virtue / Doorbell - Appearance. Baby, water, doorbell

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12.The door represents your heart. open??  

13.Feeling after 'first kiss'. CHEAAYYEEAAAAHHH....? o.O

14.The level of your pride. higher than low, a tad lower than high.

15.Who do you wanna see now? Friends.

... I never expected this to happen.... I mean... porn??? My brothers response to that question was "look at it for about a minute, take a picture, gtfo :D"
Anyyyyywayyyyyyy, my little cousin is back home from somewhere. In other words.... the little asshole is back from hell.