Types of computer viruses

I found some jokes on the internet about types of computer viruses. Heres some.

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

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